Rhino, you lost the tribe's fishing equipment. Go nuts, everyone! Man (on tv): Welcome back to Animal Survivor. Bart: Uh-uh. It's worse than nothing. You really want to make love on half a mattress behind a billboard? If Homer had used some protection, we'd all be poopin' roses on easy street! I got him! I guess I could just sit on a bed. Hey, get off my case! (Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. He's the choke artist! Old Bart: Hey, Milhouse, did I ever tell you about the catch I made when I was ten? And our newfound glory is all due to these wonderful boys. Look, we're just going to take our mattress, do a quick sweep of the medicine chest, then we're out of here. - No, wrong,wrong, wrong ! All this fuss for a baseball game? His birthdate explains his prankster-like behavior. Bart runs to Nelson, who looks ill.], Marge versus Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=The_Simpsons/Season_15&oldid=2828282, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. Hi I'm Bart! Move over just a. Ooh. Google my stats! Homer, I'm not a man who believes in miracles, but this bed of yours could resurrect our sex life. Hmm where's the "husband chair" ? () Stephen King called it, "Scary, good fun." Then I guess you wouldn't mind eating one. So, I'm gonna be here a while. But now I know it's the truth. Who'd have thunk it? Behold my naked butt! Well, excuse me for being a powerful yet careless lover. Old Milhouse: () It was a fake, you idiot! The ride slows down in a few seconds. Yeah, something has changed, but I can't figure out what. There's nothing you can say. (Bart falls from the tower.) You know, the ones with the flame on the bag? Try this. Is it my rabbit Cottontail ? Listen, do you mind if I hum while you talk? Mayor Quimby arrives at Bart's fake wedding with a young woman. Bart Scott and Maggie Gray opened their afternoon show on a day they called “weird” and “sad” with an emotional tribute, thanking Chris Carlin and saying he’s still part of "CMB." Why do you think that? Hide the sports section! " Eh-eh. Why don't thousands come to watch a teacher inspire a child? () Ghost Marge: I keep telling you, ghost sex is nothing. He's the star, I'm his mom, and he's my son. The game's almost over. But I bounced back. Homer, Bart and Lisa are all brilliant, well-developed characters. () I hogged it! More information about Monopoly in The Simpsons onSimpsons Wikia Page on Monopoly. I know the BART drivers encourage you to transfer to the Dublin train at Bayfair station, but in a rainy and windy day you'd rather be waiting for that train at Lake Merritt. I'm the king of music video parodies! Are you OK? Probably everyone who was here the last time. Oh, I feel like I'm floating on a river of corpses. We lost the game and the series. Yes, I need to be able to sleep through my wife's nagging and my eight horrible babies and the anguished howls of my ancestors. Marge: Besides that. My son caught the ball that won the game. Bart stinks Yeah, yeah Bart stinks Bart stinks Yeah, yeah Bart stinks Oh, my favorite song ruined ! And the 78th time is the charm! Monopoly has appeared sometimes in The Simpsons. You catch my drift? I'm sorry, Homie. Oh! Was there even a baseball game yesterday ? I'm bored; my feet hurt; I'm too big for the choo-choo train. A great selection of Midi-files for free Download. This is it, boys. That's a new record. [MONKEY GIBBERING] Okay, tribes, it's been a rough week. 1 Quests 2 Dialogue 2.1 Marge at the Bat Pt. I don't remember Marge, we were just talking about it a few seconds ago. The main characters are: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Well who wouldn't with an incredible mattress like this? The Simpsons is an American animated television sitcom, created by Matt Groening and produced by the Fox Broadcasting Company. "Pay to the order of Stupid Reverend. How dare you breakin to our house, defile our bed, and smash our family photos with your foot. Then I did suck. Almost every step of the Millards’ marriage has coincided with MercyMe’s journey. Telewerkstatt Leutschach I always thought that was just a slogan to attract small businesses. Lousy Reverend, he's having my sex while I'm at home with Marge not doing anything sensual or erotic. Now we can be friends again. Or a chicken club. Let me get this straight. Now Bart, stay humble. You know. A crowd forms around him.) Just get that death wiener away from me! Bart sucks! By my calculations, we're only one strike away from victory. And he kicks it! I wish he hadn't cut it that way. His penchant for shocking people began before he was born: Bart \"mooned\" Dr. Hibbert while he performed a sonogram on Marge when she was pr… Let me tell you about a land where it rains beer and hails pretzels and you can play swim-up blackjack with Abraham Lincoln. Well, he's done very well for someone who came out blue and backwards. With the score tied in game seven, Tommy Heinrich of the Yankees hit a ball in my direction. (Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.) The Isotots lose the pennant! Come on, let's go. Now, thanks to you, my special little guy will be haunted by this for the rest of his life. Moe: Open your freakin' ears. Bill Gates World Edition(Appears in 1997 computer game … I need a dress to wear for my son's big game. But, like any other dog, all you have to do is redirect your dog’s need to bite and chew a toy and make it clear from the get-go that biting hands, arms, legs, etc., is not ok. And for those of you that are wondering, nipping and biting should really stop at or before 4 months of age. Mm-hmm, you've mentioned his name and batting average several times. Good morning, sweetie. Marge: (Gasps) My Baby! Lisa: Bart, stop! Old Bart: () A fake? I don't work here. Rood: Daddy? You probably remember me from 1943 World Series. 1 2.1.1 Start 2.1.2 End 2.2 Marge at the Bat Pt. Joe LaBoot: Damn it! Part I: Things which haven't changed, but don't work anymore 1. Bart is a self-proclaimed underachiever and prankster who is constantly in detention who in addition to his behavior is easily distracted. It's not like they're made of skunk tails and horse nipples. I put on fresh makeup for this? Wow, this is soft. But it did happen. And he kicks it again! Bart's coming down! 19:30. simpsons marge and homer turn a couple play - Duration: 4:32. veronica tor I got hung up at the snack stand watching those hot dogs rolling and turning, not a care in the world. I want to snuggle, but I'm just not feeling it. Old Bart: () I knew it! Both the band and the couple have grown considerably. Don't mention it, son. The Isotots lose the pennant! Memo: Bite my ass. Chief Wiggum: Jump! All right. Lisa: Are you sure? You would be. So, it's dÃ©ja vu all over again as Springfield needs just one out to win the game and the championship. Woo-hoo! Bart was born on April 1, 1980, where he lit Homer's tie on fire after ten minutes of being born. Upsy-daisy, sir. I'll write you a check. Lisa: I think maybe we Could. And at these card shows,the fans let me know that I've put my gaffe behind me. I knew you kids would make it. When I finally picked up the ball, I threw it into the stands,hitting Eleanor Roosevelt, who up till then had been a great beauty. Grampa comes along on a electronic wheelchair.) I'm also pleased! This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine Oh, glory This little light of mine I'm gonna let it shine Every day, every day Every day Yay, yay, yay ! Marge: But they make me look funny. Oil-based! Unless you're serving me a cold beer, you keep moving. Lisa: Bart, stop! Bart runs to Nelson, who looks ill.] Bart: Oh, no. Old Bounce an' Giggle. Ghost Homer: () A ghost! The band has had 17 radio singles hit the No. Hey, you ! Ghost Marge: Because I'm a ghost! Homer, stop that. That's quite something. My son caught the ball! All right. Long gone. - I guess I could, uh, if you pretend to be my fiancie when my mother comes to visit. Now we can be friends again. (Bart falls into a nearby bush. Marge: You should all be ashamed! Wha?! We did it to make you feel better. It looks like a grilled-cheese sandwich. It was made for Elvis, but he found it tacky. I have 17 grandchildren and a big home in Idaho. He's back! "Bart?!" [ROARS] Oh, I hate reality shows. (Nathan angrily yells at them, much to the kids and Mrs. K's shock) Nathan: Shut up, you can't read my mind either, I know you two are secretly trying to rub it in. 1 spot on Billboard’s Christian airplay chart and has been named Billboard’s Christian … What in the name of? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/The_Boys_of_Bummer?oldid=152711. Thanks, Chief. Play ball! They can hear you in Fine China. Bart: [holding a watch] A minute, and five seconds. Bart: I hate Bart Simpson! Ghost Homer: Boy, our son can be a real jerk. Not at all! Boo, indeed. It's like watching a monkey swallow a hand grenade. Whoa! Crowd: Bart sucks! She has refered to me as her boyfriend and her friend while we were together and she assured me that I am the only one. You're hired! Moe: Okay, Midge. Homer, we have a friend-- actually a friend of a friend Sex problem, eh?! You made us feel bad about what we done to your boy, but what can we do about it now? Oh-ho, that bag ain't lyin'! I'm a licensed mattress professional, if there were such a thing, and I've got the answer to your problems: The Snugulux by Matrimonium. Sounds familiar. (). Flanders, these boys have earned the right to behave like arrogant oafs. But not in that order. See, I hate me too! Quick, Bart,Bart, get in! He died, Bart. Old Milhouse: No, that was a fake just now. You haven't. I'm starting to feel funny about doing this. I'll put on my edible vestments. Bart sucks! I did it! The bullets will come down! - What's wrong with it? There must be another chair. And this should do it! A common problem. Jugglin' Joe LaBoot they called me. No one's mad at you anymore, right? If the ulcers cannot be treated through medication, revisional bariatric surgery may be required. Mad Lyrics: Whoa whoa, no whoa / Whoa whoa, whoa oh / Mmh, she's staring at me, I'm sitting wondering what she's thinking / Mmh, nobody's talking, 'cause talking just turns into screaming, oh Damas y caballeros, if the Isotots win, please do not fire your guns in the air. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Look! (crying) Or a-a Reuben. I'll take you to someone who will make you feel better. Bart, you choked! Woo-hoo! Marge: Who would do this to Bart? Play ball. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Bart pulls the lever to stop, Nelson flies off on one of the spinning teacups. Oh, I think I know what you're doing wrong. I did it! Who-Who said that? Well, I'll have to check with my wife. No! (Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. Let's see where that goes. I hate shopping ! He's just a kid! Bart, meet Joe LaBoot. Oh, sister, I got too much integrity. And your passport : a simple mattress. Our mattress! Rood: But it's in the "stay away" closet. And you drool! Dad: Kirsty, The Police Are Here! Abe: () You stink, LaBoot! ], [A loud crashing sound is heard. Nelson. I'll do whatever you say! I got it! You put on the Michael Bolton CD. () (To Ghost Marge) Hey, do you want to have ghost sex? Boo. D'oh! A lazy pop fly to star shortstop Bart Simpson. - We're here about the mattress. The kid who dropped that easy fly ball?! Bart pulls the lever to stop, Nelson flies off on one of the spinning teacups. Chief Wiggum: Jump! Lisa: Mom, put your glasses on. Ghost Homer: Then why were you moaning last time? Lenny: Well, I wrote a best-selling series of mystery novels. You want our boys to play a fake rematch against Springfield so your son can make the catch he missed and feel better about himself. Bart, come with me. Tornou-se por algum tempo a mais vendida temporada de série de televisão em DVD, vendendo 1,9 milhões de unidades, segurando o recorde até outubro de 2004, quando foi batida pela primeira temporada de Chappelle's Show. Ah, what glorious goo! I hogged it! In this modern-day Deadwood you can do anything. LaBoot, LaBoot. You did make the catch. A year ago, you said they were the greatest thing that ever happened to us. Homer, please. Yay. I traded it to the Lovejoys! There it is. Each cheek is a god to you! If you think back to some of your biggest decisions, you might find that many of them were made with this motive in mind. Sure feels weird lying in bed with my pants on. Lisa: Can't we? [Homer and Marge bounce around in an inflatable house], [After Bart as Cupcake Kid holds a time watch in the deleted scene, making Nelson spin around inside the teacup ride, the kids are watching. [GROANS] And we saw a dramatic collapse in the lion-gazelle alliance. You're listening to KBBL, your official"Bart Simpson sucks" station. Passing judgment on a child for a sports boo-boo! Uh uh They warned me not to talk to you. Your baseball cap won't fit over a swelled head. Uh, the batter hit it by accident, not by design. I had my secret cash in it. Oh-ho, and here comes another "Bash Bart Block," starting with this entry from Jimbo,Dolph, and Kearney. You want me to reannounce a game I've already called? On one condition: you do the shlepping. I think this time it'll have a happier ending. Oh, yeah. Dad buried him in the backyard. Eine große Auswahl von Midi-Dateien zum kostenlosen Download. In 1988, Bart and Shannon met in a church youth group when she was 13 and he was 15. Oh, it's horrible, but you can't take your eyes away! Bart gets another try! Aw, hey that's the guy what created him! And now we're back to Touch the Stove. A crowd forms around him.) Okay. - Ow, well, maybe if you g. We tried raising Cain, but we weren't able. 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